Genuinely never expected I’d be the guy on a thirst tweets video, but hey, here I am! Anything’s possible if you have a shit-ton of unearned confidence and the power of the gay Twitter community behind you! Uh, if you enjoy hearing about my dick and other gay topics, watch my Netflix special in January. I gotta say, you know, I’m extremely flattered. RICHIE: Well, this has definitely been enlightening for everyone involved. Eddie! You horndog, you tweeted this for God and everyone to see?ĮDDIE, OFF-SCREEN: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DM?! and he built BuzzFeed on the side as a skunk works for experimenting with how. RICHIE: Man, what did I even wear to Co- wait, hold up, this literally is my husband’s tweet, for real this time. they came from a social network, usually Facebook, Twitter, or Reddit. Bev Marsh, creator of gay wet dreams since - what, too I know you wore that stupid shirt on Conan just to piss me off and I AM going to jump your bones when you get home bc of it I’m gonna call her up after this and ask if that was intentional. But that’s - that’s really fucking funny about the Out photoshoot, you know, every one of those outfits was made by my dear friend Beverly Marsh, so you have her to thank for any horny energy. RICHIE: Why does everyone have to bring up the age? Cuts deep, man, it really does. im rly about to risk it all for this 40yo white man Thank you so much, Twitter user “underscore rainbow road.” richie tozier’s photoshoot for out magazine is next level horny energy. You know what, I’m not, I’m fucking thrilled. I don’t even know if I can be offended by that. RICHIE: I’m a what now? īUZZFEED HOST, OFF-SCREEN: It’s like a bimbo but a man.
RICHIE: My five head? Hey! I thought these were supposed to be thirst tweets, this is just bullying.ĮDDIE, OFF-SCREEN: [hysterical richie tozier’s a straight up himbo High five to your subconscious, i wanna fuck richie toziers fivehead I want details, man, paint me a word picture. RICHIE: This is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. [starts laughing the best sex ive ever had is when richie tozier rawed me in a dream last week
Okay, “the best sex -” Wait, I can say this, right? Are you gonna bleep it? Okay, okay. RICHIE: Eds, stop adding commentary if you’re not gonna get on camera. Don’t hide your horniness, you cowards.ĮDDIE, OFF-SCREEN: I like that they still tried to knock your ego down a few pegs while they were being horny. Really though, I think it’s hilarious when people do the asterisks. RICHIE: Okay, now this must be Eddie’s account. Camera cuts to a new shot of RICHIE, now reading a tweet richie tozier isnt even that hot, hes like a generic 40yo dude but i still want him to **** my *** [Camera starts to pan - EDDIE, off-screen, yells “Fuck! No!” and RICHIE cackles. RICHIE: Aw, is this my husband’s account? I’m kidding, he would never call me Trashmouth in bed. Thanks, trashmouth tozier is a fine piece of ass that could get it 10 times a day RICHIE: So I just exude like, fuckable dad energy? Rad. RICHIE: Wait, am I allowed to be a dilf if I don’t have kids?ĮDDIE KASPBRAK, OFF-SCREEN: I’m pretty sure it has more to do with your energy than having actual kids, Rich. RICHIE: I see that in my mentions, like, seventeen times a day. Oh, okay, this one’s what that trashmouth do RICHIE: And as a very recently out gay man, I’m really hoping some of you are dudes. As someone who started his comedy career at the tender age of thirteen with exclusively “I fucked your mom” jokes, I’m very excited to see what you’re all bringing to the table. RICHIE: Hi, I’m Richie Tozier, also known as Trashmouth, and these are your thirst tweets, apparently. Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier (whose third Netflix special comes out January 2018) reads some of the internet’s thirstiest tweets about him - with some off-camera commentary from a special guest! She would be, today, a less valuable employee to BuzzFeed, and someone at ViralNova or the Huffington Post (which also swallowed the story) would be more valuable.Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier Reading Thirst Tweets | Buzzfeed Celeb She wouldn’t have gotten 1.4 million hits. None of them goes as mega-viral as “This Epic Note-Passing War on a Delayed Flight Wins Thanksgiving.” And Zarrell’s story wouldn’t have gone viral if she’d decided that Gale’s story was too flimsy to run with. But the aggregations are pretty bland and fact-based. The Washington Post’s aggregation style is fairly unpopular-the paper wants to have some version of stories on its own site, so that readers stay there instead of heading to Yahoo! or Politico. What is aggregation for, anyway? And are people willing to create a lower standard for “reporting”-Zarrell is a reporter, who has worked for other news organizations-if it’s only about a viral story? Earlier this year, the Washington Post fired an overworked aggregator-reporter after she botched some facts. So I’m a little disturbed by the glib response from BuzzFeed.